Blind date jokes A selection of blind date jokes to highlight everything that can go wrong with a blind date.
Diva's constant annoyance at the boring characters, lack of conflict, and plagiarized moments. Rent Diva can only manifest herself as toys and plush animals though apparently she's better than "the guys in the second circle that So she's a plush horse.
Even if means "wasting a perfectly good intro ". The credits have Diva saying musical sequels are the worst. Jumping Beelzebub on a pogo stick! Shock Treatment "This is the most convoluted villain plan I've ever seen that isn't going to be interrupted by Scooby-Doo.
Damn you, Paul McCartney! Damn you to here! A guy with fire batons describing himself as "flaming" earns the comment "no, that's too easy, even for me". Hey boy, could you turn off the bloody fan? No, I'm not dangling from a wire, I'm trying to record an album, not play Peter fucking Pan!
Fuck it, I'll go back and trash my hotel room. Rock and Rule When the demon is summoned: Oh, this is so embarrassing I used to date that guy. Describing Mok as "the mummified corpse of Angelina Jolie. Then the version starts to creep in.
Once the rap version is forced on her, she gives up and agrees to review the remake. Why do villains choose such obviously evil names for their home turf? Paint Your Wagon " Lee Marvin does sound like a grumpy old man who's drunk all the time.
The problem is, no one wants to hear that.
One of the songs makes Diva conclude on what inspired Clint Eastwood to do his empty chair bit in the GOP convention. I Kissed a Vampire Diva showing up in the form of flames in a tablet. She announces that JessWorld shall be forced to review a musical with dramatic music and zoom-in He accidentally slaps it off the shelf it's sitting on.
Diva and JessWorld question how Dylan is able to tell his para-psychologist about what Sarah was doing when he wasn't around to see it. So Dylan, what happened after you ran away from your sort-of girlfriend in a blind panic?
Well Sarah stayed behind and sang this terrible pop number while random strangers danced behind her for a few minutes. I think the song was about relationships or something, but the lyrics were pretty vague. Don't question my vampire powers! The Apple "Lilith's tits! In response, she's assigned to review The Swan Princess Christmas.
Me and my big maw. But there's always been a dark side for the holidays, ever since King Herod indulged in infanticide. Wonder why that tradition never caught on. Dude, I don't think StarClan 's gonna okay that. Geppetto Before changing the background to the one with the lady devil, Diva is really tempted to use a Hugh Jackman wallpaper instead.
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weak story about a corporate exec. who goes on a blind date from hell with an uncontrollable but gorgeous young woman. You see Nadia is fine until she gets a hold of any form of alcohol, and needless to say, Walter Davis (Bruce Willis) allows.
IVY ROOM – Good blind date because it’s lowkey but it looks very pretty and also you probably don’t know anyone in Ivy City who will make your life awkward.
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